INTERVIEW #2

My second interview! What a thrill!

You might be asking yourself: “Why would he conduct an interview in such a public place?” The answer is simple: Go fuck yourself. And stop asking so many questions.

That’s my job.

Bitch.

On a serious note, it was truly a pleasure to speak with Daniel. We have a great deal in common.

Strangely enough, I now consider him a friend.

(For the first seven minutes or so we talk about Martha’s Vineyard and restaurant work. And Obama. Skip ahead if you must.)